Dear Technical Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to
Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the
overall performance, particularly in the flower
and jewelry applications that had operated
flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other
valuable programs such as Romance 9.5 and
Personal Attention 6.5, but installed
undesirable programs such as EPL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and
House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
DESPERATE



Reply:

Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an
entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an
operating system. Try entering the command C:\I
THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to
install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed,
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or
Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that
will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law
1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program.
These are not supported applications and will
crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but
it does have a limited memory and cannot learn
new applications quickly. You might consider
additional software to improve memory and
performance. I personally recommend Hot Food
3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

Good Luck,

TECHNICAL SUPPORT

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Dear Technical Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to
Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the
overall performance, particularly in the flower
and jewelry applications that had operated
flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other
valuable programs such as Romance 9.5 and
Personal Attention 6.5, but installed
undesirable programs such as EPL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and
House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
DESPERATE



Reply:

Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an
entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an
operating system. Try entering the command C:\I
THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to
install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed,
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or
Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that
will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law
1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program.
These are not supported applications and will
crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but
it does have a limited memory and cannot learn
new applications quickly. You might consider
additional software to improve memory and
performance. I personally recommend Hot Food
3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

Good Luck,

TECHNICAL SUPPORT

Another one :



Another one :

This is really funny.....
Below conversation really happened on S'pore radio recently. I think
some of U had heard it on the radio too.
THIS IS REALLY FUNNY!

Presenter : Good morning. This is Power 98 & do you want to play a
game.
Contestant : Yeah, why not.
Presenter : Good. It is a simple game. When I say something you have
to
give an answer that is opposite to what I have said. For eg. when I
say
Sharp, you have to answer Blunt. OK?
Contestant : OK.
Presenter : Sun
Contestant : Moon.
Presenter : Black
Contestant : White.
Presenter : Tall
Contestant : Short.
Presenter : Dog
Contestant : Cat.
Presenter : Man
Contestant : Woman
Presenter : Cock
Contestant : CHIBAI !!!

RADIO SILENCE !!!!!!

Presenter : These things sometimes happen and we are on live. Let's
take
a commercial break here